Natalie Portman, I know you are smart.
But this Top Chef is making you seem of severe diminished capacity. You wanted to like the dish because you like purple? What? Please don’t talk anymore.
How DRUNK did Natalie and Padma seem last night??? That or they totally hot-boxed in Nat’s Prius.
I think Portman’s performance last night was due to a combination of being drunk/high and not wanting to look like a bitch. The whole purple thing was probably just cause she was struggling for something nice to say. It was a “bless his heart” kind of moment.
