Taco Robot.
Note that Taco Robot is not merely holding a taco - rather, his hand is a taco. This is so he never has to go without, because boys get crabby when they’re hungry.
After Taco Robot eats his own hand, it regenerates, like a beautiful enchanted starfish. …Except, you know, it’s a robotic taco hand.
~ Sara
Man, when will science make it possible for me to have a regenerating taco hand?
